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This one year the adults thought it’d be funny to play a prank on us kids. They have an…unorthodox sense of humour. For some reason we all had similair sized presents that year. These little boxes, so charmingly deceiving, like that bad guy from a the movie who you can’t help but go ‘damn, he’s bad, but he’s good at it.” Anyway, we opened these boxes and revealed were these lightbulb boxes. I thought to myself, “Oh cool, lighbulbs.” Looking back now why would i be happy with a new light bulb? We decided to see these bulbs and inside was another present. Now we were confused. We tor through the wrapping only to find these dull, dirt covered, harsh textured blocks of wood. Straight out of the backyard, we all laughed and it’s become one of my fondest Christmas memories to date.
Merry Christmas internet people.